If Girls Like Clothes So Much...

then why do they eat naked food? After reading my post last night, my younger sister called me to report that she had just gotten dinner with a friend at a burrito place. She informed me that the three girls in front of them, as well as the five girls behind them in the line, all ordered "naked burritos." "Proof," she said, "of everyone's New Year's Diet."

While I completely understand the fact that skipping the tortilla will bring down the calorie count and rid your burrito of carbs, and while I have been known to order the occassional naked burrito myself, I still think it is totally ok to get your burrito with its clothes on (even if you are on a date--but I must add that my college room mate and I decided that a burrito might be one of the worst foods to eat on a date because there really isn't a way to look pretty while you eat one). And, while you're at it, accessorize the thing a bit. Salsa, cheese, the works. Because if you feel better after getting all dolled up in the morning, who's to say that a burrito doesn't feel the same way?